How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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