Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Women.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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