If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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How come grilled cheese?

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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A mans opinion.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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