I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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shauns beautiful

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A Sloth runs...

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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