A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Dylan is gay

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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