If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Dislike this.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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