Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

1 + 1 = 3

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

A baby seal walks into a club.

knock, knock. come in.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Penis

Knock, knock. *answers door*

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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