- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

captcha: all yer base

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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