Harry Styles

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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