What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Xzibit

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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