man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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