- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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