"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Womens Rights.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Hello, nice to meet you.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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