- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

The Pope

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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