Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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EGGPLANT

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Chicken penis.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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crap!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Anti Joke

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