WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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whats chinese noodles

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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