- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

knock knock who's there?

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Mrs. Welsh

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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