What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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