Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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girls lacrosse

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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