- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Land Rovers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Anything involving women..

spell backwards: taco cat

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

my friend is gay hes gay

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