- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Can I ask you a question? You just did

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