- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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