- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

knock knock Come in!!!

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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