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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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