- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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