What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Ju... Just why?

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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