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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

You have cancer

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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