Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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donald................duck for president

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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