- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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