- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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