the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Fiats

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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you and your family will die tonight

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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heat!

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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