- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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