- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

knock knock who's there aids

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Women's rights

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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