Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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