Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A young baby died.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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