Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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YOU

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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