- Anti Joke

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Turn around.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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