A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Pinus Testicles

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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