What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Spell: “This word”

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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