- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

If you are my friend like it!

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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