- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

I went river dancing once. I fell in

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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