- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

The WNBA.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

How do you spell eight? 8

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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