- Anti Joke

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

crap!!

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.