- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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