Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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My name is Harry.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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