- Anti Joke

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Lisa’ house needed to be painted and her brother offered to do it for her. Lisa thought it was a nice gesture and told him that she wanted the house in antique white. However; after painting the house, Lisa noticed that her brother had used a color with a dark yellow tone. ”Are you sure this is Antique white?” she asked him. ”Offcourse!” he said. Afraid of hurting his feelings, Lisa didn’t dare to say anything. Ten years later, the house needed to be painted again. This time Lisa wanted to hire a professional painter, but her brother insisted on doing for her. He brought the paint, which Lisa recognized as the same yellow paint, with a color that Lisa had really begun to hate. ”Brother, are you sure this is antique white?” she asked, forcing a seriousness in her voice. ”Offcourse!” he answered, and Lisa was still too embarressed to object. Her brother didn’t have an easy life and she didn’t want to break his confidence. So the house was painted, same as before. Lisa did however notice a strange light in her brothers eyes. Another ten years passed, and the house needed to be painted a third time. This time however Lisa had had enough. Though it was her brother, she had become increasingly ashamed of her house had even stopped having guests over. With a deep breath she picked up the phone and called up her brother, ready to confront him. A woman answered; it was his wife. She could hardly speak because of her sobbing. Unfortunately Lisa’s brother had been killed in a car accident earlier that day.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Anti Joke

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