- Anti Joke

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

We are lawyers

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was