What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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