Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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i like tits

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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