What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Obamacare haters

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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I ponder

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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