- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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