Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

your mother hates you

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Ted Haggard.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

hey guys what's up?

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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