Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Snooki

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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