- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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