Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Women Sports.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Dogs in my home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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