Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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