How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Poop

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

BOOBALANBOO

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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