- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Who is a knob? ross d

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

womens rights

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

An asian without a future.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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