- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

knock knock come in

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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