What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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